THE CUTIE WHO WILL TAKE YOU TO SEE THE BEAUTY OF FALL
Tom Hansen of (500) Days of Summer is the ultimate hopeless romantic. He believes in fate and believes that he will be led to the woman of his dreams. He has the most rom-comiest of rom-com jobs ever: a greeting card writer. Tom is undeniably down for a romantic stroll at the park, enjoying the smell of pumpkin spice lattes and seeking out the beautiful colors of fall. As we’ve seen from the final scene in Summer, this cutie is all about autumn.
THE BOYFRIEND WHO WON’T JUDGE YOUR UGG BOOTS ADDICTION
A time-traveler employed by crime syndicate, Looper’s Joe won’t judge you, honey. We know getting involved with this hunk may change your moral standards, but hey! It’s JGL! He has time-traveling abilities, meaning you can visit fall and wear Uggs whenever you want. Definitely worth it. Did I mention he grows up to be Bruce Willis? Best of both worlds, if you’re into that.
THE HOTTIE WHO WILL NETFLIX AND CHILL WITH YOU 24/7
Jon Martello cares about a few things in his life when we first meet him in Don Jon: his body, car, family, friends, church, and of course, porn. Once this hunk falls head over heels for you, he gives you his undivided affection. May I say long hours of physical and emotional intimacy? Who wouldn’t want that? Fall season is all about being cozy in the bedroom, and he’ll never want to leave you alone without his arms caressing you. He’s the perfect boyfriend you want for “Netflix and chill” who will actually Netflix and chill.
THE FEARLESS ARTIST WHO WILL COMFORT YOU DURING MOVIE MARATHONS
Real-life daredevil Philippe Petit, whose high wire stunts wire students portrayed in The Walk, isn’t afraid of anything in the world. He’s the perfect copain to watch Halloween horror movies with. He speaks the language of love, and you can have every excuse of being scared to snuggle up with his hot bod. Did I mention his French accent? Whew!
THE BOY WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO SWOON YOU
Cameron James of 10 Things I Hate About You will do anything for the girl of his dreams. When he’s into you, he’s really into you. So captivating, he will devise plots to get around parental dating rules, pretend to know French, and get a punch in the face. Tenderhearted Cameron loves you for you, and thinks you should never change who you are. He thinks you’re beautiful. So, when it’s a chill day and you want to wear a dingy sweater your grandma gave you years ago, wear it and share it! Your JGL boy will give you all the kisses to keep you warm.
THE BAE WHO COOKS THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH YOU
In 50/50, Adam Lerner experiences cancer and gets closer to his best pal Kyle (Seth Rogen). Thanksgiving will help this fella to be surrounded by loved ones, including you. Get your apron out and your cooking utensils — it’s time to cook some love in the kitchen with you and Adam bonding together.
THE SUPERHERO BOYFRIEND WHO WILL DO A COUPLES COSTUME
When John Blake reveals his real name as Robin in The Dark Knight Rises, we all clearly picture this hottie in latex and a cape with defined abs in his heroic costume. This master of disguise will totally be into couples’ costumes when Halloween arrives. He loves tricks, and the only treat he wants is you. When choosing the perfect JGL, don’t forget this hero will be your hero — and he knows Batman.