It’s ‘Cuffing Season’!

Who Is Your Fall Celebrity Boyfriend?

Oh My Rival | Hazel-Lovely Saunders | November 1, 2015

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“Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day. He’s there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with”

“Needed: Male, aged 21-24, interested in something cozy/serious-ish as the weather fades from hot, blazing, and humid to a pumpkin spice latte season.”

This ad can be very intriguing to men who are in it for the season. #boyfriendweather

According to urbandictionary.com, the definition of ‘winter boyfriend’ is “Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day. He’s there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with” — a.k.a your personal snuggle buddy. Get prepared because the hunt for winter boyfriends is on!

Here are your top 10 go-to Celebrity Boyfriend’s for this Patagonia vest season:

Nick Jonas

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Photo by: CC 2.0

Nick Jonas is man crush Monday every single day (seriously, check Instagram! #mcm #mce #NickJonas) He’s 22 and single! After dating longtime girlfriend, Olivia Culpo, 23, he’s having a fun time being single and on tour this fall. This “Jealous” singer will serenade you with his sexy voice and hold you when you need some lovin’. From his luscious curls to his perfect body, there is so much he offers. Jonas is a gentleman to all his girlfriends and he’ll definitely be gentle with you this season. Nick Jonas will be the perfect fall boyfriend that will get your heart to the highest level of love.

Ryan Gosling

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Photo by: CC 2.0

You’ve seen The Notebook. Whether you’re a man or woman. You tell people you haven’t seen it, but come on: You’ve seen Gosling. Think real hard! Ahhh, see now you remember that scene! You’ve dreamt of what it would be like to have his chiseled body against yours. Did I mention he rocks flannel and is a lumbersexual? Also, check out the scene in Crazy, Stupid, Love. He takes his shirt off. I promise it’s not photoshopped. Gosling is the real deal, ladies.

Tom Hardy

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Photo by: CC BY-SA 2.0

We can’t help buy love Tom. He’s hot. He’s from London. He has that “warrior bod.” I mean, why not? Over the past few years, Tom Hardy has been on the big screen showing off his versatile abilities. First and foremost, Hardy is a talented actor. He has abs. I really don’t have to explain myself too much here. Hardy gives back to various charities, including “Flack,” which aids the recovery of the homeless in Cambridge. He’s sweet and genuine, and he loves dogs. There you go! A dog-lover and now your ‘cuffed-up lover.’ Oh and that accent, whew!

Chris Hemsworth

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Photo by: CC BY-SA 2.0

He’s Thor and part of the Avengers! He was just named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, come on, that body… He’s over 6 feet tall and has the best beard and man bun ever. Face it, he’s a superhero and good god; he works that hammer well. He’s sensitive and knows the right thing to say to you. He’ll be the perfect fall boyfriend this year. Did I mention he’s Australian?

Drake

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Photo credit: skeezix1000

You’re thirsty, aren’t you? This is Number 5. He started from the bottom, now he’s here—in our list of fall celebrity boy toys. We love Drizzy. We loved him in Degrassi: The Next Generation. (Oh, BTW, sorry ‘bout your legs, Jimmy). He has a killer Canadian smile. He may not be Einstein, but he created the term YOLO, and boy, having him as a seasonal boyfriend is the definition of YOLO. But really, how could you not want him? That beard is on fleek!